Ace: I've never seen them like that before.Ashram Monk: Great! I'll go tell the others!.Ace: In the light of this great personal sacrifice you've made, I have no choice.Ace: This took you eighty years to achieve!.Ace: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?.Ashram Monk: Yes! Just now! You are one! I can see it in your eyes. Ace is a Miami-based private detective specializing in the retrieval of missing animals, the son of Rex Ventura and descendant of such as 'Ernest Ventura Shackleton' and 'Jacques Ventura Costeau'. Ace: But I am yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness. Ace Ventura is the pet detective and the main protagonist of the Ace Ventura movies, played by Jim Carrey.Ashram Monk: If I may interject! We're short of space, and it's important for you to use your talents.Fulton Greenwall: Twenty thousand dollars. Ace, despite his chronic fear of bats, bravely yet dramatically returns the bat just as the tribes are about to meet on the battlefield.Your earthly money holds no appeal to me. Hairstylist PAULETTA LEWIS, working with Jim Carrey, was responsible for the now- infamous Ace hairdo, originally created for 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Fulton Greenwall: We can pay you handsomely.That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! DAMN I'M GOOD! Can you feel that?! Huh?! Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! The day of redemption is at hand!!! REPENT. I thought you'd never ask! The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm!. Guano? Hello?! Does "poop" ring a bell? "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." THAT's what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! I've come for the secret bat. Perfect?! You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of. OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! What do you want from me? What are you? Mr. You do still have the medallion, don't you? The medallion will lead you to the answer. I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? The look of both characters is similar in style (Hawaiian shirts and extravagantly parted hair) and are. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. Ace was played by Jim Carrey in the films (Ace Ventura. You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? All righty, then. For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. There must be something valuable in this equation. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Ace Ventura: Pet Detective S02 E013 Have Mask, Will Travel. Expository Hairstyle Change: After realizing he can become a pet detective, Ace Venturas Jr. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Ace Ventura: Pet Detective S02 E009 Bad Hare Day. And don’t forget the mustache A fake mustache is a must for this costume. Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Ace Ventura: Pet Detective S01 E004 The Parrot Who Knew Too Much. To style your hair like Ace Ventura, simply use a bit of gel to style it into spikes. CHI-CA-GO! You're outta there! Go on, you're gone, go on. Shikaka? Shikaka! Shikasha! Ahhh! Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. What type of bat are we talking about here? The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. I'm the loogie guy, remember? Įr, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. Ventura! That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. You should try it sometime.Īlrighty then! You know something? You're right! Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars! It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!Īce Ventura, Pet Detective.
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